Saturday, December 6, 2008

If it is Harry Almighty

If i have the power ....

  • I will hang all the terrorists in one minute across the globe and uske baad jo hoga dekha jageya
  • I will make only good people survive, either the entire planet gets deserted or entire planet remains the same unchanged as everyone is good in their own way...uh! tough!
  • Eligibility to become a politician : He should have served the country by being in the army, posted in the borders for atleast 3-5 years
  • No schools and A/c class rooms, only Shanthi Nikethan. Education under the trees and surrounded ny nature
  • I will introduce Bartar system to fight global recession
  • I will ask all hero's to do their own stunts, if they have to use the technology then let them invent their own.
  • I will ask all Teachers to enroll themselves in "World Teacher's Council"
  • If teachers think that they have experience but no education then let them be certified preachers and let them practice what they preach
  • I will ask everyone to mind their own work and will be paid accordingly.
  • I will instruct every employer to provide food, shelter and clothing the basic needs to the employee irrespective of its nature ( froma cycle shop to software, actor to soldiers). This is to remove the letter real estate from the dictionary
  • I will ensure that all Indians to use indian products to improve indian economy
  • No beggar profession in the country, all of them should enroll themselves in "World Beggar council" who will do a root cause analysis and punsih the responsible person. A skill will be identified and they will get into the profession. If it is by choice then he will have to serve the country in the borders cannot become a politician though :-)
  • I will instruct all the doctors to serve the country
  • For Blood reports, only a drop of blood to be used for any damn test, No syrenges to be used to suck blood for one test
  • Mind readers will be a must for all citizens, if a person accepts/takes bribe then his/her fingers will get burnt automatically ( mind readers will detect), if tried second time then the hands will be chopped off permanantly which is automatic

Lot more... i wish and want to do...am just waiting for a call from the Almighty!

What would you do if you are given such powers?